Time to announce my prizes for Australia Day.
All Australians no matter where they live are eligible, as one million are resident outside continental Australia.
A common insult in Australia is to use the term “Un-Australian” this has the useful result of being a good soundbite, but not actually having any meaning, so it will not be used here.
So, to start with we have...
The Bad Medicine award:-
Won by....Meryl Dorey and the AVN for their nonstop efforts to bring back childhood diseases.
Next, we have the Dark Ages Award, this was a difficult one to choose, but eventually a clear winner was:-
Catch the Fire Ministries...Thanks guys, you outdo yourself every year.
Least fit to govern Australia goes to:-
Tony Abbott....Use that precious gift of yours Tony
DIAF Award:- Flood Looters
Nero Award for Environmental awareness:- Andrew Bolt
Australian of the Year. :- SES and volunteers who helped clean up after the east coast floods all of you are fantastic.
Lifetime award for Unequal rights :-
John Howard...for his working towards the idea that every woman needs a father, husband or male relative to be her Legal Guardian no matter her age.
The wowser mistakes the world for a penitentiary and themselves as the warden - Australian observation