12 February 2013

Shockwave for Pope

I would like to throw my wimple into the ring to be considered for the newly opened role of Pontifex Maximus.


My policies for this election are :-

  • To turn over all paedophile priest and those who covered up oer to the police.
  • To turn over all of the people in official capacity who helped the cover up to continue
  • Open up the Vatican Bank to expose all the money laundering
  • Equality for Gay people, oh, and women as well.
  • Open up the archives in all countries to track the baby snatching, tax evasions, child abuse
  • Free Condoms for everyone.
  • Stop the farce that the Vatican is an independent state.
  • Retrospectively revoke all indulgences
  • Release the hidden picture of  the 13th Labour of Hercules 
  • Lots of other decent humane stuff...

Sell all the gold, treasures and the billions of dollars worth of goods and invest it in heath, science and research for the benefit of the poor. This would actually be used to help the poor, not to exploit them and keep them in a "mild" form of poverty that the Catholic Church now prefers to produce a constant supply of believers, such as in the Philippines 

Finally...dissolve the Church, and tell everyone it's just a load of rubbish to keep you all in line for the last 2000 years...now..lets build some spaceships.

While I am not Catholic, I believe this is a "Good Thing", and this can only make it all better, until I dissolve it all..of course.

It’s an incredible con job when you think about it, to believe something now in exchange for something after death. Even corporations with their reward systems don’t try to make it posthumous. — Gloria Steinem

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